A recent study says that there’s a direct correlation between a person’s happiness and the size of his/her vehicle’s wheels. The bigger the wheels, the happier you get. Sure, we just made that up, but when you see these vehicles with their massive wheels and crazy ride height, you’d realize that they gained not just an extra ton of weight, but also an extra ton of fun.
“Oh, the back of the El Camino looks like a truck bed. We think we should we lift it and give it huge tires.” This one’s a no-brainer, really.
“Wow! A truck with big tires. That’s new.” Ignore the truck! Check out the trailer!
“We won’t need ladders to save someone from a burning two-story building. We just have to park this fire truck next to it. Problem solved!” Indeed.
“We don’t know what car it is, but our guts tell us that it’ll look good once it’s jacked up.” World-class desicion-making right there.
“Know what’s better than a Volkswagen Bus? A Volkswagen Bus with monster wheels!” So true.
“Know what’s better than a Volkswagen Bug? A Volkswagen Bug with monster wheels!” So tru…wait.
“We figured golfers can do with more exercise by jumping in and out of the golf cart.” That’s a hole-in-one-kind of idea.
“You can also use it for other things, not just for lawn mowing.”
“Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”
“We haven’t figured out how to make this run yet. But we’ll get there.” That’s the spirit! Keep the faith, brother!